threadthefire: (eh but i can sew whatve you got)
Cinna ([personal profile] threadthefire) wrote2010-11-27 06:11 pm

8th Design [accidental voice]

[There's the sound of slight chaos as Cinna's voice, slightly strained, comes over the Network.]

No, madam, I assure you it isn't ninety, eighty, seventy, sixty, fifty, forty, thirty, twenty, ten or even five percent off. And it most certainly isn't two for one.

Don't you know what day this is?

I believe it's Saturday, madam.

You're a right perfect Grinch aren't you?

Madam, I-

A horrible, terrible, awful, anti-Christmas, Grinch!

Madam, please, calm-

[SMACK!] GRINCH!

[There's the sound of someone stomping off and a pause before Cinna speaks again. You can almost hear him rubbing his wounded cheek.]

What kind of curse is this?


[ooc: Cinna, completely uncursed has been overrun today with people asking about sales, deals and giveaways and he is CONFUSED. Also, I couldn't resist - what hiatus?]

[identity profile] bladed-siberian.livejournal.com 2010-11-28 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
I'd be careful, if I were you. The public seems more than a little vicious today.

... please tell me you don't want to press charges against that woman because if you do, we might not have space in the jail.

[ooc: There's a thread (http://sings4dragons.livejournal.com/63021.html?view=1788717#t1788717) Cinna might be interested in!]

[identity profile] threadthefire.livejournal.com 2010-11-28 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, hello - this... ah, I see, it broadcast. That seems to be a bit of an understatement, considering some of the things I've seen.

As for pressing charges... I doubt any would stick as I understand the police tend to overlook these actions on curse days.

[identity profile] bladed-siberian.livejournal.com 2010-11-28 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
We try to keep dangerous people in custody until the curse is over to keep them from hurting anyone else.

[identity profile] threadthefire.livejournal.com 2010-11-28 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
Right, well, I imagine you're all quite busy with that.