8th Design [accidental voice]

[threadthefire]

[There's the sound of slight chaos as Cinna's voice, slightly strained, comes over the Network.]

No, madam, I assure you it isn't ninety, eighty, seventy, sixty, fifty, forty, thirty, twenty, ten or even five percent off. And it most certainly isn't two for one.

Don't you know what day this is?

I believe it's Saturday, madam.

You're a right perfect Grinch aren't you?

Madam, I-

A horrible, terrible, awful, anti-Christmas, Grinch!

Madam, please, calm-

[SMACK!] GRINCH!

[There's the sound of someone stomping off and a pause before Cinna speaks again. You can almost hear him rubbing his wounded cheek.]

What kind of curse is this?


[ooc: Cinna, completely uncursed has been overrun today with people asking about sales, deals and giveaways and he is CONFUSED. Also, I couldn't resist - what hiatus?]

Comments

[Video]

[the-dawnster.livejournal.com]

The stuff I'm selling isn't going very quickly. I think I'd be terrible if I did retail all the time.

[Video]

[threadthefire.livejournal.com]

It is an acquired skill, I'm still getting used to it myself.

[Video]

[the-dawnster.livejournal.com]

What's the secret formula to being a good salesperson?

[Video]

[threadthefire.livejournal.com]

There's no secret, it's about having a good product. If what you're selling isn't good, there's not amount of selling that will fix that.

[Video]

[the-dawnster.livejournal.com]

Snuggies sell like hot cakes and they're kind of ridiculously unfashionable. I don't get that one.

[Video]

[threadthefire.livejournal.com]

What, pray tell is a Snuggie?

Re: [Video]

[the-dawnster.livejournal.com]

It's a horrible looking thing, a blanket with sleeves for convenience. So you're pretty much wearing a blanket.

Re: [Video]

[threadthefire.livejournal.com]

[This? Is the look of utter disgust.] Sounds atrocious.