This is pretty harmless, though, as curses go. I guess if you hate glitter and you're sparkling it's on the annoying side, but there's a singular lack of horrific trauma.

...Sure, I guess. There are some nicer shops you can look at? I mean, my involvement with clothes involves buying and wearing them so the technical side of how you would go about getting all patron'd up is lost on me, but there are some really nice places just off the Square.