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[There's the sound of slight chaos as Cinna's voice, slightly strained, comes over the Network.]

No, madam, I assure you it isn't ninety, eighty, seventy, sixty, fifty, forty, thirty, twenty, ten or even five percent off. And it most certainly isn't two for one.

Don't you know what day this is?

I believe it's Saturday, madam.

You're a right perfect Grinch aren't you?

Madam, I-

A horrible, terrible, awful, anti-Christmas, Grinch!

Madam, please, calm-

[SMACK!] GRINCH!

[There's the sound of someone stomping off and a pause before Cinna speaks again. You can almost hear him rubbing his wounded cheek.]

What kind of curse is this?


[ooc: Cinna, completely uncursed has been overrun today with people asking about sales, deals and giveaways and he is CONFUSED. Also, I couldn't resist - what hiatus?]

[Video]

Date: 2010-11-28 02:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] threadthefire.livejournal.com
I don't really have this problem back home, but I can see that today is... unique.

[Video]

Date: 2010-11-28 02:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-dawnster.livejournal.com
Well if you want them, I have some fake vampire teeth here that you can buy for the cheap price of five bucks.

[Video]

Date: 2010-11-28 02:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] threadthefire.livejournal.com
...I rather think I'll pass.

[Video]

Date: 2010-11-28 03:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-dawnster.livejournal.com
Well I also have these knee-high hooker boots. Leather.

[Video]

Date: 2010-11-28 03:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-dawnster.livejournal.com
The stuff I'm selling isn't going very quickly. I think I'd be terrible if I did retail all the time.

[Video]

Date: 2010-11-29 01:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] threadthefire.livejournal.com
It is an acquired skill, I'm still getting used to it myself.

[Video]

Date: 2010-11-29 02:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-dawnster.livejournal.com
What's the secret formula to being a good salesperson?

[Video]

Date: 2010-11-29 02:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] threadthefire.livejournal.com
There's no secret, it's about having a good product. If what you're selling isn't good, there's not amount of selling that will fix that.

[Video]

Date: 2010-11-29 02:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-dawnster.livejournal.com
Snuggies sell like hot cakes and they're kind of ridiculously unfashionable. I don't get that one.

[Video]

Date: 2010-11-29 02:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] threadthefire.livejournal.com
What, pray tell is a Snuggie?

Re: [Video]

Date: 2010-11-29 03:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-dawnster.livejournal.com
It's a horrible looking thing, a blanket with sleeves for convenience. So you're pretty much wearing a blanket.

Re: [Video]

Date: 2010-11-30 12:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] threadthefire.livejournal.com
[This? Is the look of utter disgust.] Sounds atrocious.

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